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079 - SDCC: Shedless Does Comic-Con

August 1st, 2016

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We mention John Barrowman exactly zero times in this episode. Hence, the picture. We do mention literally figuratively everything else, though. Enjoy!

075 - Cyberpoop

June 20th, 2016

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We are the Derp. Lower your car window and surrender your chips. We will add your BO and techno discotheque to our own. Your pop culture will adapt to service our show. Resistance is fetal.

069 - Vampburgler

April 19th, 2016

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 What lurks on the horizon of the MCU? What terrors wait within the Rift of the Oculus? How many screens can you watch Star Trek on... at once?! Michael Keaton has none of the answer, as he is quite... Mysterios...

056 - Almost No Jessica Jones Whatsoever

December 21st, 2015

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You heard right, instead, we've got a whoel trailer park full of... trailers! All teh previews they could push out to be in forn of the new Star Wars!

Mmm... Star Wars. But that's an Episode for another VII...

054 - The Caber Guy

November 23rd, 2015

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Ocean... the First Frontier. These are the voyages of the wooden ship Shedless. Her 2+ year mission, to explore strange new shows. To seek out new actors, and new casts...

To boldly mock what everyone has already mocked before...

051 - Super Secret Star Wars (Shh!)

October 26th, 2015

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This is the Nick Winters show and I do the entertaining, thank you.
This one comes that big hit out of '77. Hit it!
Oh Star Wars,
Nothing but Star Wars,
Give me those Star Wars,
Don't let them end.
Oh Star Wars,
If they should bar wars,
Please let these Star Wars
Stay.
And hey, how 'bout that nutty Star Wars Bar,
Can you forget all those crazy creatures in there?
And hey, Darth Vader in his black and evil mask,
Did he scare you as much as he scared me?
Oh Star Wars,
Those near and far wars,
Oh STAAAR WAAAAAAARS!

035 - Now THIS is Podcasting

July 6th, 2015

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An ancient, state-of-the-art digital, genetically engineered, cybernetic life form from the future... or maybe it's millions of years in the past? Anyway... arrives in the present day to wreck havoc at an island amusement park, or possibly 1984 Los Angeles. Either way, only one man can stop it's reign of terror... Arnold "Chris Pratt" Schwarzenegger in... Jurassic Genisys. Captain Kirk guest stars as either William Shatner, Chris Pine, or some combination of the five.

Robots vs dinosaurs: teach the controversy.

034 - Criterion Director’s Cut Special Edition 4-Disc MegaSet: The Complete Anthology

June 24th, 2015

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This is the Collector's Edition Platinum, worth of 4million Euros on eBay. It now yours for the low low price of free!

Spared no expense.

Clerks sitcom pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR8COL2GGTw

The Black Angel (short film)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L8pHKP-vv4

022 - Regarding Guards Guarding Guardian Gardens

April 2nd, 2015

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Sequels,
Prequels,
Interquels,
Spin-Offs,
Reboots,
Cross-Overs,
Cinematic Universes,
We didn't start the Fire,
We just tore the shed down.

019 - Apocalypso

March 16th, 2015

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Shedless proudly announces their plan to enfranchise the Shedless name, with a gritty reboot scheduled for 2017, and all-female cast Shedless in 2019, and spin-offs beginning in 2020 with 'Shed One', a groundbreaking prequel that tells that tale of the Shed and its loss...

Or maybe not.

016 - Men on an Intermission

February 19th, 2015

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And now for something completely the same as usual...
Inclement weather forced us to concoct a regular episode in lieu of the thrilling second part of our Comic Cinematic Multiverse segment.
FEAR NOT, we know exactly how to handle a situation like this.. or do we?
FIND OUT NOW!

014 - Donkey!

February 2nd, 2015

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Donkey!
Donkey!
Donkey!
Donkey!

--Jimmy James

012 - The Greatest Horse Video of All Time

January 20th, 2015

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@night, machines come alive
@breakfast, a meal becomes a gateway to strange new worlds
@noon, men wear dresses but Picard wears them better
@present, Adam Sandler is just... sad
@Shedless, we do things a little... differently

The Star Trek "Skant": http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110807210140/startrek/images/e/ee/Man_in_a_skant.jpg
Cheerios Trek contest commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYF339DE-JA

010- IF I Conquered the Galaxy

January 5th, 2015

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In 1991, the Galaxy was brutally conquered at its home in space. Thanos was tried for the crime in a case that captured the attention of the universe, but was ultimately acquitted of criminal charges. The victim's Guardians brought a civil case against Thanos, which found him liable for willfully and wrongfully causing the deaths of untold millions committing battery with Infinity Stones. In 2014, Shedless announced the publication of a podcast in which Thanos told how he hypothetically would have committed the conquest. In response to public outrage that Thanos stood to profit from these crimes, Shedless canceled the episode. A Wakanda bankruptcy court awarded the rights to the Guardians in January 2015 to satisfy the civil judgment in part. The Guardians view the episode as his confession, and has worked hard to ensure that the public will hear this podcast and learn the truth. This is Thanos' original transcript, approved by him, with up to 14,000 words of additional key commentary. Plus Queen's Flash Gordon theme.

009 - Sigourney Weaver Presents: Shedless

December 24th, 2014

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~So it's gonna beef a river~
~or it's gonna go Downing-Thames~
~You can tummy-wind its odor~
~If I have a worthless pane~
~Gotta lonely Starbucks lover~
~they'll tell you I'm in Spain~
~Cause you know I love their players~
~AND YOU LOST THE GAME~